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Bark N Fly Dog Day Care And Boarding Kennels

So, you love your dog. You really, really love your dog. But sometimes, you have to go to a wedding, a work conference, or just hide in a closet for eight hours and pretend you’re a fern. That’s where Bark N Fly Dog Day Care And Boarding Kennels comes in, ready to save your sanity and your couch cushions.

This isn’t your grandma’s dusty kennel with sad muzak and a single, grumpy water bowl. Bark N Fly is more like a four-star resort for furballs, except the concierge has a tail and the spa treatments involve chasing squirrels. I visited the place last week, and I’m still not sure if I was watching dogs play or a highly caffeinated flash mob.

The Daycare Experience: A Controlled Chaos

Walking into the daycare area is like stepping into a blender set to "happy." There are forty-three dog breeds yipping, spinning, and occasionally trying to herd a Great Dane named Sir Wiggles. The staff, who must have the patience of saints and the reflexes of ninjas, somehow keep everyone from forming a canine mosh pit.

Your dog doesn’t just sit in a crate here. They get themed play sessions, which is fancy talk for "your dog will pretend to be a pirate for three hours." I saw a dachshund in a tiny bandana trying to "steal" a tennis ball from a golden retriever. It was basically a heist movie, but with more drool.

One surprising fact: dogs here can earn "paw-ments" for good behavior. They get treat tokens to trade at a little bark-tique counter. Yes, your dog now has a better credit score and spending habits than you do. I watched a poodle haggle over a bacon chew like it was closing a business deal.

Boarding: The Canine Hilton

Now, let’s talk about overnight stays. You ever sleep in a hotel that had a pillow menu? Bark N Fly has a "bed texture" menu. Your dog can choose memory foam, heated plush, or a "rustic straw" option if they’re feeling farm-core. It’s ridiculous. It’s glorious.

Each boarding suite comes with a webcam. You can log in at 3 AM from a hotel in Tokyo and watch your dog snoring with its tongue out. I did this. I cried. It was a beautiful, expensive moment. The suites also have soundproofing, so your dog won’t be woken up by the neighbor’s howling husky doing a dramatic soliloquy.

Bark n' Fly – Dog Day Care and Boarding Kennels in EdinburghBark n' Fly – Dog Day Care and Boarding Kennels in Edinburgh

But here’s the kicker: the beds are washed in lavender-infused detergent. Yes, your dog smells like a spa while sleeping like a log. My own bed smells like old pizza and regret. I’m jealous of a corgi named Nugget.

Extracurriculars: More Than Just Fetch

If your dog is bored with standard fetch, Bark N Fly offers yoga classes for pups. It’s called "Doga." I saw a bulldog in downward-facing slobber, and a chihuahua doing "corpse pose" (which is just napping, but with attitude). The instructor whispers affirmations like, "You are a good boy. You are the best boy."

They also have a puppy cinema. Every Friday, they project nature documentaries—barking at birds, chasing deer, the works. The dogs sit on little beanbags and howl at the screen. It’s the laziest, cutest rave I’ve ever seen. Popcorn is included. It’s not buttered, because dogs don’t need that baggage.

One wild fact: the kennel has a scent library. They store smells of rabbits, hamburgers, and your socks (yes, they ask for a dirty sock when you check in). They use these to create "scent trails" for mental stimulation. Your dog is basically solving mysteries. Scooby-Doo would be proud.

Bark n’ Fly Dog Daycare & Boarding Kennel Kelowna BCBark n’ Fly Dog Daycare & Boarding Kennel Kelowna BC

The People Behind the Magic

The owner, a woman named Carol, once wrestled a runaway Great Dane into a taxi. She has twenty-three years of experience and a laugh that sounds like a goose. The staff all have degrees in animal behavior or are currently pursuing one while covered in fur—it’s essentially the same thing.

They also have a strict no-bullying policy. If a dog tries to hog the toys, it gets a "time-out" in a cozy crate with classical music. I saw a golden retriever get a time-out for "aggressive tail wagging." Apparently, it was intimidating the smaller dogs. The system works.

The Verdict: Worth Every Penny and Pant

Look, Bark N Fly isn’t cheap. You’ll pay more for your dog to stay here than for your own vacation to the Poconos. But you get what you pay for: a tired, happy dog who comes home with new friends and zero interest in chewing your shoes.

I asked a Shiba Inu on my way out what he thought of the place. He stared at me, yawned, and walked away. That’s a five-star review in dog language. Book your spot now, because spaces fill up faster than a beagle finds spilled bacon. Your dog will thank you. Your sanity will thank you. And your fern disguise? It’s finally safe.