Upper Hurst Farm Caravans Camping & Glamping

Okay, grab your coffee (or tea, I don’t judge) and pull up a chair. Let me tell you about this place I stumbled upon: Upper Hurst Farm Caravans Camping & Glamping. You know how some holidays feel like a chore? This one felt like a hug from the countryside.

The “Where the Heck is This Place?” Factor

First off, it’s in the Peak District. But not the busy, queue-at-the-cafe part. It’s tucked away near Hartington, which is basically the chillest village you’ve ever seen. You drive down a narrow lane, and suddenly—boom—you’re surrounded by rolling green hills and cows giving you the side-eye.

No traffic noise. No frantic energy. Just silence so loud you can hear your own brain unclench. Are you getting as relaxed as I am just thinking about it?

The Accommodation: No Wrong Choices

Let’s talk about where you’ll actually sleep, because Upper Hurst doesn’t mess around. They’ve got three flavors: caravans, camping, and glamping. Caravans are for the “I want plumbing but still want to pretend I’m rugged” crowd. They’re cozy, clean, and come with a little deck. Perfect for sipping wine while watching the sheep judge your life choices.

Now, camping. That’s for the real soldiers. You pitch your tent on these immaculate, flat fields. The grass is so green you’ll wonder if it’s astroturf (it’s not). And the facilities? Shockingly nice. Hot showers that don’t cost a fiver? Unheard of.

But the real star? The glamping. We’re talking bell tents with proper beds, fairy lights, and wood-burning stoves. I’m not exaggerating when I say I felt like a Victorian explorer with a serious upgrade. You get a mattress that doesn’t deflate at 3 AM. That alone is worth the price of admission.

The “Oh, That’s Fancy” Touch

Each glamping tent has its own fire pit. Like, your very own fire. You can roast marshmallows while staring at the stars and pretending you know the names of constellations. “Oh, look, that’s… Dave the Bear?” It works.

And the beds have duvets that are comically fluffy. I sank into mine and didn’t emerge until breakfast. Have you ever slept so well you forgot your own name? It’s like that.

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The Grounds: A Playground for Grown-Ups

The farm itself is a working one. So expect friendly cows, curious chickens, and maybe a sheep that follows you to the bathroom. It’s adorable unless you’re in a hurry. Then it’s a hilarious obstacle course.

There’s also a little stream nearby. Perfect for paddling, skipping stones, or pretending you’re in a BBC nature documentary. “And here, we see the urban human, attempting to be outdoorsy.”

They’ve got swings and a play area for kids, but honestly, I saw adults using them more. No judgment. I swung on those ropes for a good ten minutes.

The “What About Rain?” Question

Look, we’re in England. Rain is a given. But Upper Hurst has a secret weapon: a communal barn. It’s got games, sofas, and that slightly musty smell of pure happiness. You can hide there with a board game and a cuppa while the clouds do their thing.

Or, you can just embrace the wet. There’s something magical about sitting under your awning, listening to rain on canvas, and realizing you have absolutely nothing to do. That’s the dream, right?

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The Vibe: Low-Key Perfection

The owners, Sue and Steve, are the kind of people who remember your name. They’ll wave from a tractor. They’ll give you tips on the best walks. They won’t hover, but you feel looked after. Like staying at a friend’s house, if that friend had a really nice farm and knew how to fix a leaking tap.

It’s not posh. It’s not pretentious. It’s genuine. And in a world of “luxury glamping” that costs your mortgage, this place feels like a secret. A really good secret you want to tell everyone but also keep to yourself.

Pets Welcome (and they know it)

Dogs are very welcome. Mine spent the entire weekend sniffing the air like a detective. There are dedicated dog-walking fields, and the fields are full of rabbits to bark at. Your dog will be exhausted and happy. You will be exhausted and happy. It’s a win-win.

Just watch out for the cow pats. They’re everywhere. I’m not saying my dog rolled in one, but… let’s just say the car ride home was fragrant.

The Verdict: Should You Go?

Yes. Obviously. If you want to escape the noise, the screens, and the existential dread of your inbox, this is the place. It’s simple. It’s beautiful. And it reminds you that the best things in life are: a good fire, a soft bed, and a field full of stars.

So pack your bags. Bring a hoodie. And maybe some marshmallows. Upper Hurst Farm is waiting, and honestly? It’s so worth the drive. Now, go book it before I do again.