Nintendo Switch 2 Zelda Pro Controller

So, you’ve heard the rumors. You’ve seen the blurry leaked photos from what looks like a potato. The Nintendo Switch 2 is coming, and with it, a new Zelda Pro Controller that might just be the most over-engineered, beautiful, and slightly ridiculous piece of plastic you’ll ever hold. Let’s talk about this thing, because I have feelings.

First, Let’s Talk About That Rumor Mill

By the time you read this, Nintendo might have already announced it, or we might still be in the dark, like a Korok hiding in a bush. But the buzz is deafening: a Pro Controller with magnetic Hall Effect joysticks. Translation? No more “drift” where Link starts walking sideways for no reason—unless he’s trying to dodge a guardian laser, in which case, fair play.

Supposedly, it will also have a secret button. Not a “hold B to run” button, but a real, physical, mysterious button that could do anything. Maybe it summons a Cucco. Maybe it sends a distress signal to your mom. We don’t know. But I’m already pressing it nervously during boss fights.

The Design: A Masterpiece of Grip and Glow

From the leaks, the controller looks like a dark, sleek slab of midnight obsidian. But then you turn it on, and bam—the entire thing glows with the Hylian Crest like a rave in a fairy fountain. It’s classy, but also aggressively extra. I’m half-expecting it to play the “open treasure chest” jingle when you press start.

Nintendo claims the grips are “molded from the hands of a thousand Hyrule warriors.” That’s a lie, obviously, but they do fit like they were custom made for someone who just chugged an extra-large soda. The textured back is grippier than a sneaker on wet grass, which is perfect for those moments you sweat because a Lynel spots you.

Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller - The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary

Why The Price Will Make You Gasp

Let’s address the elephant in the room—or rather, the Rito in the room. A Switch 2 Zelda Pro Controller will likely cost you $85 to $100. That’s more than the game itself. You could buy a whole pizza, a new pair of socks, and a small indie game for that price. But you won’t. You’ll buy this controller because it has a glowing Triforce and you have no self-control.

Surprising fact: The original Switch Pro Controller has a battery that lasts 40 hours. This new one? Probably 60 hours, unless you leave the glow effect on, in which case it dies in about six minutes. Jokes aside, Nintendo is reportedly using a new lithium cell that lasts longer than your average work week. Perfect for ignoring your responsibilities.

The Buttons: Crispier Than Fresh Snow

Early testers (okay, YouTubers with backdoor connections) say the face buttons are “clicky” but not loud. Imagine the sound of a tiny, happy chu-chu tapping on glass. The D-pad is divided—hallelujah! No more accidentally rolling to the left when you meant to use an item. It’s a miracle of modern engineering, and personally, I think the Zelda team blessed it with a drop of holy water.

Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary

And the triggers? Analog. That means you can control how fast you sprint, climb, or swim. For a Zelda game, this is huge: no more tapping B like a maniac to barely move. You can gently rock the trigger to make Link tiptoe past a sleeping Hinox, which is both terrifying and hilarious to imagine.

What About The Switch 2 Itself?

I know, I know. This controller also works on the Switch 2, which will supposedly have a larger screen and 4K output when docked. But let’s be real: you’ll buy the controller first, because it looks like something from a fever dream about a royal tea party. The console is just a background accessory for this controller. It’s like buying a Ferrari keychain before you own the car.

Also, rumor has it the Switch 2 will have a backward-compatible feature for your old Zelda saves. So you can finally use this fancy controller to replay Breath of the Wild on a bigger screen, and pretend you’re playing a new game. Link’s house still won’t be cleaned up, but at least your hands will be comfy.

Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary

The Verdict: Should You Buy It?

Look, if you’re a Zelda fan, the answer is yes. Obviously yes. You’ve already bought three Amiibo, a Master Sword replica, and a T-shirt that says “It’s Dangerous to Go Alone.” This controller will complete your collection, and your friends will be jealous. But if you’re a casual player, you might just want to wait until the price drops (which means waiting for the sequel to the sequel).

Here’s the punchline: The Zelda Pro Controller is more than a controller. It’s a statement. It says, “I like to play games, but I also like to look fabulous while doing it.” If you can afford it, buy it. If you can’t, start saving now. Sell a kidney. Or just sell your old socks. Nintendo won’t judge you—they’ll just take your money and hand you a glowing rectangle of joy.

Now go preorder before scalpers do. May the Hero of Time bless your wallet.