What Is The Play Cats About
So, you’ve heard the rumors. A musical about cats. No plot. Just cats. People dressed as giant felines, singing about… being cats. It sounds ridiculous, right? Well, it absolu...
So, you’ve heard the rumors. A musical about cats. No plot. Just cats. People dressed as giant felines, singing about… being cats. It sounds ridiculous, right? Well, it absolutely is, and that’s why it became one of the longest-running shows in Broadway history. Let’s actually figure out what this furry fever dream is about.
The Premise: It’s Basically a Cat Talent Show
The whole show takes place in a single night, in a giant junkyard. A tribe of cats, called the Jellicles, gather for their annual ball. Think of it like a feline American Idol, but with more glitter and less Simon Cowell.
Their leader, the wise cat Deuteronomy, will choose one cat to ascend to the Heaviside Layer. That’s a fancy way of saying “cat heaven.” The chosen cat gets to be reborn, which is a pretty sweet deal if you’re tired of napping in cardboard boxes.
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So the entire plot is: cats show up, sing a song about themselves, and hope to win the grand prize of dying and coming back. That’s it. No villains. No love story. Just a competitive cat-pageant with existential stakes.
The Characters: A Parade of Purr-sonalities
You meet a whole litter of oddly specific cats. There’s Rum Tum Tugger, the rock-star cat who’s a total show-off. He’s basically a tabby with a bad attitude and a leather jacket, which is weird because cats don’t wear jackets.
Then there’s Grizabella, the glamour cat who’s past her prime. She’s the show’s emotional anchor, and she sings Memory—the song that makes audiences weepy even though it’s about a cat being sad she got kicked out of a gang. She’s basically the feline version of a washed-up pop star at a county fair.
You also get Macavity, the show’s only real villain. He’s a cat criminal who’s never there when a crime is committed. (Joke: “Macavity’s not there!”) It’s a fun mystery, but he’s basically a cat version of Keyser Söze, if Keyser Söze hissed and knocked things off tables.
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The Weirdest Part: The Music
The score is by Andrew Lloyd Webber, the man who also gave us Phantom of the Opera and global earworms. Here, he set T.S. Eliot’s poetry to music. Yes, you read that right. The show is based on a book of poems about cats from the 1930s.
The result is bizarrely catchy. You will leave the theater humming “Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats” even though you have no idea what a “Jellicle” is. (Fun fact: It’s a made-up word Eliot invented from a mispronunciation of “dear little cat.”) The music is surprisingly complex, mixing jazz, opera, and pop into one chaotic, wonderful mess.
The most surprising fact? Cats originally cost only about $5.5 million to produce in 1982. It made over $2 billion worldwide. That’s a return worthy of a Times Square stockbroker, except the investment was in spandex and fake fur.
The Controversy: Yes, the Movie Was a Nightmare
You might remember the 2019 film adaptation starring real actors with CGI fur. It gave people nightmares. The “digital fur technology” made them look like mutated house pets, and the butthole controversy? Yes, they digitally removed cat buttholes, but the movement was still… unsettling.
Let’s be honest: the movie was a trainwreck. But the stage show is a different beast entirely. On stage, it’s a spectacle of dance and costume. The actors are so athletic that you forget they’re playing cats—you just marvel at how they bend like pretzels in unitards.
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Why Does Anyone Like This?
Because it’s pure nonsense in the best way. It’s a show that doesn’t pretend to have a message. There’s no theme about the human condition—unless you count the condition of “I want to claw the drapes.” It’s a 2.5-hour party where cats wear ruffles and sing about their favorite sleeping spots.
And that’s its secret. People love Cats because it demands nothing from you. You can’t say you “didn’t get it” because there’s nothing to get. It’s a cat doing a jig on a tire. And if you’ve ever owned a cat, you know that’s basically high art.
The Takeaway: Embrace the Weirdness
So, what is Cats about? It’s about a cat named Gus the Theatre Cat, who remembers being in plays. It’s about a magical cat named Mr. Mistoffelees who performs conjuring tricks. It’s about a train-obsessed cat named Skimbleshanks who literally dances on a train set.
Mostly, it’s about giving up on logic and letting the show wash over you like a purring wave. If you try to find meaning, you’ll go mad. But if you just watch the fur-balls leap and sing, you’ll have a ridiculous, wonderful time.
And remember: if anyone asks you what the play is about, just say “cats.” Then shrug. Then start humming Memory. It works every time.