When Is Season 8 Of The Kardashians Coming Out

So, you’re asking the million-dollar question that’s been haunting the internet like a Khloé Kardashian side-eye: When is Season 8 of The Kardashians coming out? Let’s be real—if you’re reading this, you’ve already re-watched the last season’s finale twice, and you’re starting to hear Kris Jenner’s voice in your own head. “You’re doing amazing, sweetie,” you whisper to your coffee cup.

First, the actual answer, because I’m not a monster who will leave you hanging. Season 8 is expected to hit Hulu sometime in late 2024 or early 2025. Yes, I know. That’s like telling a toddler their next birthday is in six months—pure agony. But here’s the kicker: they’ve been filming nonstop, because if the Kardashians aren’t on camera, do they even exist? (Spoiler: No. They vanish like Kim’s tan during a rainy Met Gala.)

But why the wait? Well, you see, the family is busy. Kim is currently figuring out how to bottle her own tears for a new SKIMS line called “Cry-in-Style.” Kylie is probably testing 47 new lip kits that taste like regret. And Kendall? She’s modeling on a glacier in Antarctica, which is just her way of saying, “I’m still a model, please don’t forget me.” Filming hasn’t stopped—it just moves at the speed of a Kardashian’s slow-motion walk into a restaurant.

The Messy Timeline of Kardashian Drops

Here’s a fun fact: the show originally premiered in April 2022. Since then, we’ve had seven seasons in just over two years. That’s faster than Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries ended. But now? They’re slowing down. Why? Because the family has become so rich they’ve transcended time. (Time is for poor people, according to my research.) There’s also the little matter of Kourtney’s pregnancy, which is apparently the most heavily documented unborn child since Jesus, so they’re waiting for the “big reveal.”

Surprising fact: According to insiders, the delay is also because they’re editing out a massive fight between Khloé and Kim over a pair of socks. I’m only half-joking. The show’s producer once said, in a now-legendary interview, that “each season is about 40% screaming, 40% whispering, and 20% Scott Disick looking confused.” So editing takes time. Patience, grasshopper.

Prime Video: Keeping Up with The Kardashians S8 - Season 8

What We Know So Far (and Don’t Know, Which is Most of It)

Hulu has officially confirmed the show is renewed through Season 10, so Season 8 is definitely coming. It’s like knowing the Sun will rise, but also knowing the Sun might do a cryptic Instagram post first. The release date? Still unannounced. But based on the pattern, expect it after the summer, because nothing says “summer fun” like watching Kim cry over a broken nail in 4K. Mark your calendars with a Sharpie—or just set a reminder on your phone that says, “DVR the drama, ignore your children.”

Here’s a wild prediction: Season 8 might drop with a secret episode titled “The Complete Meltdown of Kylie’s Kitchen.” I made that up, but it’s basically true because Kylie just remodeled her pantry for the third time. The new season will likely involve: a) Kris trying to sell a new line of “momager” candles, b) Khloé making a spiritual journey to find a man with a pulse, and c) at least one scene where someone says, “I’m not crying, it’s just my $10,000 mascara.”

The Real Reason You’re Panicking

Let’s be honest: you’re not actually worried about the date. You’re worried that, without a new episode, you might be forced to have actual conversations with your family. You might have to listen to your partner talk about their day. Traumatizing. The Kardashians are your escape from reality, a world where the biggest problem is whether your ass looks round enough for a selfie. So take a deep breath. The show is coming. In the meantime, re-watch the “Blac Chyna vs. Rob” episodes. They never get old.

VIDEO: Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 8 Sneak Peek - Premieres

Oh, and here’s a surprising fact to hold you over: The Kardashians collectively earn about $10 million per episode for this show. That’s more than some countries’ GDP. Kim alone makes enough per season to buy a small island, naming it “Skimslandia.” So while you’re sweating over the release date, Kim is sweating over whether to buy a new Instagram filter that makes her look 16% more ethereal. Priorities, people.

How to Survive the Wait

First, avoid looking at any Kardashian Instagram stories. They’ll post a photo of a carpet, and you’ll convince yourself it’s a clue for the release date. (It’s not. It’s just a carpet. But it’s a $12,000 carpet, so still worth a double-tap.) Second, re-watch Season 1 and marvel at how simple life was when they had “only” one billion dollars. Third, start a betting pool with your friends: guess the exact date, and the loser has to watch Scott Disick’s old VH1 show. You’re welcome for the nightmare fuel.

Here’s the bottom line: Season 8 is coming. It’s inevitable, like Kylie’s next lip transformation. The delay is just the universe testing your loyalty. So pour yourself a rosé, put on a K-Stew face, and remember: in the Kardashian world, there is no late, only fashionably late. And if all else fails, ask Alexa to play the theme song on repeat. Your neighbors will think you’ve lost it, but you’ll feel one step closer to the new season. You’re doing amazing, sweetie.